By Pooh C. Ananda
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First tagged by R. Crasta
Customer tags: funny, yoni massage, health policy, humor, lingam massage, gross national happiness, world peace, catholic teaching, philippines, sexy read, sexy, laugh out loud
Review & Description
Why do men need lingam massages?
To awaken their Inner Clitorises, and because “men keep a lot of their stress in their pelvic area,” say the experts.
Right! That’s where the author keeps his stress (except for the tiny bit that he hides inside his socks for emergencies).
This 3500-word laugh-out-loud short book was provoked by the Great Philippines Lingam Massage controversy, in which the Cardinal of Cebu directed his heavy artillery against lovely lingam specialists and passionate newspaper columnists, one of whom argued that lingam massage was the perfect solution to unsafe sex.
Taking the debate one step further, the author also suggests that had George Bush gotten regular lingam massages, we would never be in Iraq today. He also suggests universal Yoni Massages to correct the worldwide tilt towards lingams and to ensure Justice For All Yonis.
This short book is for the Australian guy who laughed for two minutes just on hearing the title. Light on technical content, and tilted heavily towards priapic humor and satire, this book is chiefly designed to be an endorphin-releasing gift of laughter: to yourself or to others.
Why do men need lingam massages?
To awaken their Inner Clitorises, and because “men keep a lot of their stress in their pelvic area,” say the experts.
Right! That’s where the author keeps his stress (except for the tiny bit that he hides inside his socks for emergencies).
This 3500-word laugh-out-loud short book was provoked by the Great Philippines Lingam Massage controversy, in which the Cardinal of Cebu directed his heavy artillery against lovely lingam specialists and passionate newspaper columnists, one of whom argued that lingam massage was the perfect solution to unsafe sex.
Taking the debate one step further, the author also suggests that had George Bush gotten regular lingam massages, we would never be in Iraq today. He also suggests universal Yoni Massages to correct the worldwide tilt towards lingams and to ensure Justice For All Yonis.
This short book is for the Australian guy who laughed for two minutes just on hearing the title. Light on technical content, and tilted heavily towards priapic humor and satire, this book is chiefly designed to be an endorphin-releasing gift of laughter: to yourself or to others.
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